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punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(Source: spookymothra, via iamonlybutaneel)

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Cross Out What You’ve Done

yajuu-chan:

Cross out what you’ve done:

Appearance

  • I had piercings besides the ears
  • I want piercings besides the ears
  • I have a scar
  • I tan easily
  • I wish my hair was a different color (but i don’t know what)
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I want a tattoo
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
  • I’ve glued my hand to something
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public 
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
  • I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day
  • I’ve been on a plane
  • I’ve been to California
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean 
  • I’ve been to Europe

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city
  • I’ve seen a shooting star
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
  • I’ve slapped someone
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater
  • I’ve chugged something
  • I’ve crashed a car
  • I’ve been skiing
  • I’ve been in a musical
  • I’ve auditioned for something
  • I’ve been on stage
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
  • I’ve pranked someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
  • I’ve snuck out
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game
  • I’ve been in a fist fight

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying
  • I hate funerals 
  • I’ve seen someone/something die
  • Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s
  • I’m obsessed with anime/manga
  • I collected comic books
  • I own a lot of makeup
  • I own something from Pac Sun
  • I own something from The Gap
  • I own something I got on E-Bay
  • I own something from Abercrombie (well, owned, but that was from ebay)
  • I thrive on compliments
  • I thrive on hate

Random

  • I can sing low key
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
  • I open up to others easily
  • I watch the news occasionally or always
  • I don’t like to kill bugs
  • I sing in the shower
  • I’m a morning person
  • I’m a sports fanatic
  • I twirl my hair
  • I care about grammar
  • I love to spam friends
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I bake well
  • I would wear pajamas to school
  • I like Martha Stewart
  • I laugh at my own jokes
  • I eat fast food weekly
  • I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class 
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room 
  • I’m really ticklish
  • I like white chocolate
  • I bite/used to bite my nails
  • I’m good at remembering names
  • I’m good at remembering dates
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
  • ..have called me fat
  • ..have said I’m skinny
  • ..have said I’m ugly
  • ..have said I’m pretty 
  • ..have spread rumors about me
  • ..forced me to eat 
  • ..say I eat too much 
  • ..say I eat too little

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight quickly
  • I’ve gained weight quickly
  • I’m at my thinnest
  • I’m at my biggest
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
  • My weight affects my mood
  • I “diet”
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian.
  • I exercise 
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion 

Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents
  • I’ve planned to run away from home before
  • I’ve run away from home
  • I have a sibling less than one year old
  • I want kids in the future
  • I’ve had kids
  • I’ve lost a child

Relationships

  • I’m engaged
  • I’m married
  • I’m single 
  • I’ve gone on a blind date
  • I have/had a friend with benefits
  • I miss someone right now
  • I have a fear of abandonment
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back 
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
  • I’m a cuddler
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain
  • I’ve hugged a stranger
  • I’ve kissed a stranger

Bad times

  • I regularly drink
  • I can’t swallow pills 
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before
  • I’ve plotted revenge

(Source: trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily, via wwaitwwhat)

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4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

(via theholychesse)

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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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(via theholychesse)

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witchgendered:

SKELLYS ON THE JOB

(via witchgendered)

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zilleniose:

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actual toddlers jean and eren

(via theholychesse)

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absols-art:

a serperior made out of money

(via yiffyboy)

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dogshaming:

Bottoms Up

I nip at my Mom & Dad’s behinds when I want to play.

(via iamonlybutaneel)

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dogshaming:

I take a-fence to this!

We just paid $4000 for a nice picket fence so Maddie could play in the yard…but she is terrified of it and won’t go outside if we don’t go with her!

(via iamonlybutaneel)

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seerofsarcasm:

puttin on the ritz

Some gifs of my sexy illuminati dorito cosplay from today of NYCC!

(via theholychesse)

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spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

(Source: coryinthewhorehouse, via theholychesse)

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bored-no-more:

Dafuq is this human, run away! here’s a stupider cat

(via iamonlybutaneel)

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(Source: r32x, via iamonlybutaneel)

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