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blackoutballad:

"aside from the slight weirdness of how similar you and Jake looked (most of the school probably still thinks he’s your older brother), you could admit that he was attractive to you."

high school shenanigans are the best

(via official-johndave)

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blackoutballad:

i tried drawing them all in the same picture because i don’t think i have yet

they just wanted to say hi

(via official-johndave)

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formeitsrocknroll:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

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(Source: whackdonalds, via foxkidd)

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miss-love:

barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

this post defines me

(Source: lesbianvenom, via homestuckcharacters)

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via foxkidd)

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roflmao-the-clown:

Kitten in refridgerator

(via temporalcatnip)

omganaleya:

when your friend brings up something embarrassing that you did
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alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches, via achievement--haunter)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Everything is not awesome. [kevlarbuns]

(via foxkidd)

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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

(via smoochdude)

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samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

(via therewerenorelevanturlsavailable)

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cranefeather:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

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faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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(Source: minagoroshi-archive, via smoochdude)

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